Food For Thought

Being a leader is someone who..

KNOWS the way

SHOWS the way and

GOES the way

This is how a leader is being respected by others!!

Female Interest Level Scorecard

What I do is that I carry around an invisible Female Interest Level Scorecard.

Add points if things go our way. Subtract points if she thinks of me as just a friend.

Add points if:

• She hugs you. +5 points
• She hugs you so tight it almost suffocates. +10 points
• Laughs at your jokes. +5 points
• Eyes locked onto yours when she’s talking to you. +10 points
• Leans forward across the table when talking to you. +15 points
• (Unless your voice damn soft lah, then it’s a false positive and –20 points)
• Holds onto your shirt when going through crowded areas. +5 points
• Holds onto your arm when going through crowded areas. +10 points
• Holds onto your hand when going through crowded areas! +15 points(that’s why we bring girls go clubbing. It’s a test, you see.)
• Gaze at you intently when you’re not looking. +10 points
• Before saying goodbye, she pauses as if waiting for something. +15 points!

But!

Subtract points if:

• She does all the stuff above with her normal friends anyway. –5 points
• She does the above stuff, but only when she’s drunk. –10 points
• Instead of hugging you, she shakes your hands. –20 points
• Laughs at your jokes, but very painfully and forcefully. –10 points
• Looks around the room impatiently when talking to you. –25 points
• When she talks to you, the only topic of conversation is about her ex. –30 points
• When she talks to you, the topic is about her current bf. –99 points!

By the end of the night, total it up, and see whether or not you pass or fail.

If you score:

0 to 20 points, can hug her goodbye. Hug with one arm only. You are a friend only.
20 to 40 points, can hug her goodbye with both arms. Still friends.
40 to 60 points, can kiss her lah, but on the cheek. Don’t greedy!
60 to 80 points, you da man. Move in for lip lock. You got her!
80 to 100 points, according to the game The Sims, this is what they call “Woo Hoo!”

credits to kennysia.com

Ecclesiastes 11:9

Young people, it’s wonderful to be young! Enjoy every minute of it. Do everything you want to do; take it all in. But remember that you must give an account to God for everything you do.

God Made Everything So Perfect!!

Do you remember those days in school when the teacher used to ask what are the vital things we need to survive??

and we would all answer water, food and air (oxygen)...yea its so true that we cant survive without all those things...or do we????...why do we need oxygen instead of other elements??..the reason is because oxygen KILLS!!..YES it really does!!!!

God created living things so perfectly that we take in O2 for our biological processes and we turn it into CO2...and where do we get O2 from??...PLANTS...now here comes the real deal...

Do you know that our body actually uses oxygen to kill??...our cells create sumthing called a SUPEROXIDE which is made up of oxygen but in a different way to kill of bacteria and any living thing that is trying to make us sick...so the other use of oxygen in our body is to KILL, in a good way though...

So imagine plants made superoxide instead of O2...we are so dead if that happens...

Little things we learn each day that make us realize

GOD MADE EVERYTHING SO PERFECT!!

Something to remember during my summer holiday...

I had the greatest summer holiday back home this time..something that i would cherish until the next time i am back..

I was at my uni's gym locker room after working out..as i was entering one of the cubicles to shower, i suddenly remember something about u..something that we used to do after workout too..it was the same feeling i had every time of how we would shower after exercising in California Fitness..

I really did enjoyed my holidays back home this time because i was able to spend a lot of time with u..we would go here and there and did so many things together as well..last time when i used to come home for holiday, i feel so frustrated at times because u would come home late everyday..i couldnt spend anytime with u because u were either too busy or u made me feel so angry that i wouldnt wanna talk..

I like the way it is now..isnt it way better than it used to be??..now u would have time to spend with me and u would go out with us as a family..i enjoyed that the MOST~!!..that is why i felt very homesick this time when i had to go..i really didnt wanna leave..wondering when can i go home again???

絕代商驕

Lately, i have been 'chasing' this latest HK drama called 絕代商驕...people if u have the chance to watch it, you

should!!...cz i manage to make my apartment mates get addicted and practically went

crazy over it...hahaaa...they are so gonna blame me for not being able to finish their homework =P

I liked this drama so much partly because it brings back some of my most cherished memories of HK and YOU...the cantonese accent u had, words u used and stuffs u told me about HK...i will always remember u in my heart!!

My latest CRAZE

I knew i would love you when i laid my eyes on you and i would be bringing you home that very moment...my latest craze CUPS~!!!

I was at World Market today when i saw this cup..LOVE it!!

What i want is never what i like...

Do you realize that the people that you tend to like does not always fit the description of a person that you would want??..weird really weirddddd...

It happens to me too...even now, i practically do not have an idea what kind of girl i would really like...because the similarities between the girls i think i will like and the girls i really like is totally OBSCURE, worlds apart i would say...why wouldn't i fall for my ideal girl??...why wouldn't i be attracted to them??...weird weird and weird...i do not have the answer myself too...or is my heart already with someone and yet i dont realize??

All in all, i was still able to find ONE similarity between them...hahaaa...they were all girls!!!..THX God...

I was looking thru some jokes and accidentally stumble upon these...

Man: He must be so happy!
Woman: Who?
Man: Your father.
Woman: Why?
Man: Because he gets to see an angel everyday.

Guy: Is you dad still in jail?
Girl: For what?
Guy: For stealing all the stars in the sky and putting them in your eyes!

Guy: Miss, do have a bandaid?
Girl: Yes, why?
Guy: Because I scraped my knees when I fell for you!

Guy: I hope I don't get a cake on my birthday.
Girl: Why?
Guy: Because I wouldn't be able to blow the candles out.
Girl: Why?
Guy: Because you just took my breath away!

Thanks Val dear for designing this picture for my iPhone background pic..THX~!!

Chances..sometimes everybody gets one too..

Research research research....I've always wanted to get a research job in one of the labs in my university..but because of my superly tight schedule this semester, i thought my chances of doing one will be NEAR impossible cz i only have Fridays off..

But gud news came today as i in a class, the lecturer mentioned that he might cancel the lab section of the class, its a crazily 3hrs lab class btw and i m not dreading to be in one..hahaaaa..sooo that class might be canceled and i'll get wed n fri off...

RESEARCH!!..my chances of doing one now is much nearer..Thx God bout it!!!