Female Interest Level Scorecard

What I do is that I carry around an invisible Female Interest Level Scorecard.

Add points if things go our way. Subtract points if she thinks of me as just a friend.

Add points if:

• She hugs you. +5 points
• She hugs you so tight it almost suffocates. +10 points
• Laughs at your jokes. +5 points
• Eyes locked onto yours when she’s talking to you. +10 points
• Leans forward across the table when talking to you. +15 points
• (Unless your voice damn soft lah, then it’s a false positive and –20 points)
• Holds onto your shirt when going through crowded areas. +5 points
• Holds onto your arm when going through crowded areas. +10 points
• Holds onto your hand when going through crowded areas! +15 points(that’s why we bring girls go clubbing. It’s a test, you see.)
• Gaze at you intently when you’re not looking. +10 points
• Before saying goodbye, she pauses as if waiting for something. +15 points!

But!

Subtract points if:

• She does all the stuff above with her normal friends anyway. –5 points
• She does the above stuff, but only when she’s drunk. –10 points
• Instead of hugging you, she shakes your hands. –20 points
• Laughs at your jokes, but very painfully and forcefully. –10 points
• Looks around the room impatiently when talking to you. –25 points
• When she talks to you, the only topic of conversation is about her ex. –30 points
• When she talks to you, the topic is about her current bf. –99 points!

By the end of the night, total it up, and see whether or not you pass or fail.

If you score:

0 to 20 points, can hug her goodbye. Hug with one arm only. You are a friend only.
20 to 40 points, can hug her goodbye with both arms. Still friends.
40 to 60 points, can kiss her lah, but on the cheek. Don’t greedy!
60 to 80 points, you da man. Move in for lip lock. You got her!
80 to 100 points, according to the game The Sims, this is what they call “Woo Hoo!”

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